It's always something else! |
I'm married and raising a house full of little boys. My "talents" include poorly decorating baked goods, taking average photographs and using photoshop to amateurishly edit them, sneaking a nap on the weekends. Oh, and I turn red if you look in my general direction. I'll share my public and private humiliations because, afterall, everyone needs something to laugh at. |
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Woke up early to get my workout in for the day. I usually do them at night and I must say it wasn’t the easiest to get moving so early. I do feel...
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Today was not a good day for me, not at all. First of all, I had a bad night, had like less than 4 hrs of sleep. Second: I had to fucking wake up at...
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Holy crap, TurboFire!
I must be crazy out of shape, because I just finished the Turbo Fire HIIT 15 + Stretch 10 and my head is swimming. I’m actually...
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Workouts 2-26-13
- Turbo Jam 20 Minute
- Turbo Fire 30
- Light Yoga(7 min)
Yesterday I failed at doing Turbo Fire EZ 55… I did some of it but its shark...
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Re-Started Turbo Fire. Doing this with one of my friends. I lost 50 pounds initially with Turbo Fire, took a year or so off and lost 30 pounds...
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Last night, the boys were misbehaving again. I scolded them and said if they wanted to earn back the toys we’d taken away, they now had to do...
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A short story about print media.
When I finally made it to the top of Million-Mountain Mountain (a mountain made up of a million mountains) I called...
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Just Say No
Dear Shouts and Murmurs Department at The New Yorker,
I don’t want to come across as desperate and/or strange, though this would, in...
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A short story about where you grew up.
I woke up, got dressed, and jumped out of the window.
As soon as I hit the ground my legs were already...
